4. THINGS TO REMEMBER
Keep the speech short and to the point. Five minutes is long enough. Dont feel obligated to fill in every single detail, either. Only tell them what they need to know and want to know. Include only one anecdote or two short reminsices.
Try not to be too drunk when giving the speech!
Keep it clean. There will be kids, co-workers and grandparents there. No swears, no dirty jokes, no slurs or shock humor.
Balance your roasting with toasting. Feel free to add as many good-natured digs and jokes at the grooms expense as long as you have something positive to follow it up with.
Never, ever mention past relationships or touch on a subject that calls an ex into mind.
Compliment the bride and any other prominent women in the wedding party. Make them beam.
Speak loudly and slowly. Make sure every word you say can be understood. If you are holding a mic, dont put it too close to your mouth or your voice might distort. Also, try to avoid asking Can you hear me okay? Am I loud enough? over and over. Instead, just enunciate and project enough so people will be able to hear.
Focus on friendly, familiar faces when you talk. For the most part, face the bride and groom. When you turn to the guests, talk directly to a friend, especially if you are referencing them.
Relax. Remember that you are giving a speech to your family and friends. You have no need to prove yourself or perform like a professional. Be sincere and honest. Convey all those happy emotions you are harboring for this promising new couple.
