4. REGISTER FOR THE TEST

We realize that we've thrown a lot of information at your tired brain, and it's a lot to absorb. But now that you know exactly what you're getting into, it's time to suck it up and register for the test. Kind of an important detail, ain't it? But don't worry; the registration process is not exceedingly difficult. Here are the fundamentals:

  • WHEN can I take the GRE? You can take the CAT at almost any point during the year. To register, you simply call 1-800-GRE-CALL (1-800-473-2255). Registration is first come, first serve, however, so be sure to call well ahead of time (that means more than one day in advance, you daredevil). It is also important to make sure you register for an appropriate timeslot. If you cringe at the thought of waking up before 1:00 pm, it's probably not a wise decision to choose the morning test, eh?

  • WHERE can I take the GRE? There are locations available to take the GRE in every state of the union (as well as Guam, Puerto Rico, and several international locations), so to find the center nearest you, either call the GRE hotline above or check out this list.

  • HOW MUCH will it cost to take the GRE? The bad news is that the Microsoft-esque monopoly that the Educational Testing Service has on the GRE dictates that it will cost you a whopping $99 to take this test. Acceptable forms of payment include check, money order, or credit card - no cash or magic beans, please. Fee waivers are possible, and more information about them can be found on the official GRE website. By the way, you pay extra to take the writing test or the subject tests.

  • CAN I PAY a genius to pretend to be me and take the GRE? We appreciate the offer, but no, you have to take the GRE yourself.