3. MAKE THREE DONATIONS

The first donation

Now it's time to step up to the plate. You go to the sperm donation center, and in a "private masturbation booth," you provide a sample. You hand the cup over to Nurse Ratchett when you're done, and you go home. What are they looking for? Four basic things:

  • count (how many suckers you got in there?)
  • motility (are they good swimmers?)
  • freeze-ability (are they good at staying cold?)
  • morphology (are they deformed?)

Anywhere from 50% - 90% of all applicants are rejected because of deficiency in one of these areas.

The second donation

Back to the sperm center. Time to make some sperm-counters very happy.

The third donation

At this point, try switching hands to avoid cramping.