be a socially responsible investor?cook a romantic dinner?donate an egg?ease your concerns about investing in a socially responmsible fund?know what medical tests you have to take to donate sperm?

SOYOUWANNA DONATE SPERM?

5. TAKE A FULL-FLEDGED MEDICAL EXAM

It's time to go through a full-fledged, hair-raising, body-invading, pinch-'n'-prodding medical exam. You'll be tested for more things than you want to know, including:

ABO-Rh blood typing
complete blood count (CBC)
chemistry panel
cystic fibrosis carrier screening
semen analysis
sickle cell carrier testing
Tay-Sachs carrier testing
urinalysis

And if you're accepted, then every three months you'll be tested for lotsa stuff, including:

ALT
chlamydia
gonorrhea
hepatitis B
hepatitis C
HIV
syphilis

You have one of these, and the ballgame is over. So live cleanly, young jedi.

But there's good news: if you're nice and healthy, instead of getting a lollipop at the end of your visit, you get to leave more sperm! We meet once again, Mr. Private Masturbation Booth.

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